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[notsoblackbeard]

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[pitofguilt]

Hey. How are you doing after that breach?

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[notsoblackbeard]

Uh... alright, I guess? Nothing too earth-shaking on my end really, aside from having to remember not to touch my hair unless I wanted a fuckton of pinpricks on my palm.

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[pitofguilt]

Better that than disturbing.

By the way, you want anything in your cabin changed? Some snacks from home? Anything like that?

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[notsoblackbeard]

True.

[He considers the offer for a moment, totally ignoring the snack aspect.]

More guns?

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[pitofguilt]

Hmm. Maybe only for defense.

[ There have been a lot of murders lately, after all. ]

That sound all right?

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[notsoblackbeard]

Oh, absolutely!

[Maybe.]

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[pitofguilt]

You know you can be honest with me, right? I'm not gonna run away crying if you tell me you think I'm bullshitting you.

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[notsoblackbeard]

I didn't think you were bullshitting me.

[The more important question being whether she'll run away crying if he bullshits her. Not that he actually thinks she would.]

I don't have much experience with modern guns, though.

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[pitofguilt]

[ She wouldn't. ]

We can go shooting in the Enclosure so you can get familiar with them. I'm not bad, but I'm good enough to get you started.

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[notsoblackbeard]

Sounds like a plan!

Are there any weapons that you're better than 'not bad' at handling?

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[pitofguilt]

Shotguns. Rifles. Sniper weapons, basically, once I know how to use them.

Also, my fists.

[ ha ha... ]

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[notsoblackbeard]

I'm pretty good with a sword, myself.

No punching please, I bruise easily.

[very ha ha]

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[pitofguilt]

How about I teach you gun stuff, and you teach me sword stuff?

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[notsoblackbeard]

It'd be a pleasure, but you'll have to provide the swords as well.

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[pitofguilt]

I've got this.

We can make it a thing. I'll ask for practice dummies and targets and the works.

[ Natalie is, in some ways, still that young adult full of energy and excitement for all there is to experience out there. ]

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[notsoblackbeard]

Welcome to the Self-Loathing Fencing and Gun Club.