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That all depends on whether or not I use a dagger for emphasis, you know what I mean?

Oh, well, I would recommend working on not doing that. Think of it as... practice?

What was that? [BZZZZT noise] Seems like the connection's breaking up? [BZZZZT noise]. Talk to you later, alright? [After he's robbed some people at knifepoint.]

Um, excuse me? I am well aware of that trick. At least tell me to leave you alone directly, please.

Well I would, but you seem like the type to be obnoxiously persistent about things.

Oh, I can be. And you know what? I think I will be with you! I don't have her warden item, which puts me at a disadvantage, but I'm very observant.

Not to mention extremely obvious.

Well, that's because I started out willing to work with you, Ed.

[Misty pauses, and then drops the faux-offended tone she'd delivered the first line in.]

Look. I'm not going to do anything bad to you. But I do want you to graduate, for Natalie's sake, and knifepoint robbery seriously isn't going to help with that.

I meant in the way you'd be doing the observing.

[Sticking out like a sore thumb pretty much.]

That's part of being a pirate, which isn't going to change anytime soon.

[She is going to follow every detective story trope in the book during her efforts to tail you, Ed. But being underestimated will work to her favor here.]

Oh, of course it won't. But it's still her job to look out for you until you decide you need to try some new methods.